Oh-Shit-I'm-Dead
the-helpful-frog:

sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

The fact that I laughed at this should probably indicate something.

the-helpful-frog:

sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

The fact that I laughed at this should probably indicate something.

tattooed-disappointment:

So i got a new record player and instead of throwing it out I’m giving it away

What you get
My Old record player.. obviously
you’ll also get some vinyl that i’ve acquired 2 copy’s of over the years
The records are:
The weight that you buried- Knuckle Puck
We don’t have each other- Aaron West and The Roaring Twenties
Home, like no place is there- The Hotelier
American Football 2 disk reissue- American Football
Sports- Modern Baseball
You’re gonna miss it all- Modern Baseball
Youth- Citizen
Letters home- Defeater
Take this to your grave- Fall Out Boy
Forgettable (signed by the band)- Sorority Noise
Dulce- Heart to Heart
Heart to Heart- 
Heart to Heart
The Greatest Generation- The Wonder Years
The Upsides- The Wonder Years
Suburbia I’ve Given You All and Now I’m Nothing- The Wonder Years

Rules
You must be following me at the time of the drawing unfollow after whatever
reblog as many times as you like
likes also count
winner will be chosen Aug 31st

leafcutie:

leafcutie:

hey hey! in honor of hitting 3k, i thought i would do a little giveaway for my cutie pie followers!! this is my first giveaway so i hope u like it (´౪`)ノ♡

what you’ll get:

  • 3 pairs of qt socks
  • blue plaid hair tie
  • flower makeup bag
  • tina pin
  • free hugs coin purse
  • a flower pot with your choice of flower seeds!!

rules:

  • mbf me!
  • reblog this post (more reblogs=more chances!!)
  • must have your inbox open
  • be willing to give me your address/info
  • i will ship anywhere!

good luck!!! ☆:*・゚(●´∀`●):*・゚☆

the giveaway ends september 1st!!!

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

vinebox:

On camera?

itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

leafcutie:

leafcutie:

hey hey! in honor of hitting 3k, i thought i would do a little giveaway for my cutie pie followers!! this is my first giveaway so i hope u like it (´౪`)ノ♡

what you’ll get:

  • 3 pairs of qt socks
  • blue plaid hair tie
  • flower makeup bag
  • tina pin
  • free hugs coin purse
  • a flower pot with your choice of flower seeds!!

rules:

  • mbf me!
  • reblog this post (more reblogs=more chances!!)
  • must have your inbox open
  • be willing to give me your address/info
  • i will ship anywhere!

good luck!!! ☆:*・゚(●´∀`●):*・゚☆

the giveaway ends september 1st!!!

floozys:

i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults 

shychiaichi:

when ur in a bad mood but dont want to worry your friends

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calmdownmorrissey:

Alright y’all this is it: ~*~*~THE BIG $URPRISE~*~*~ I’ve been putting off for ages since my scanner’s been broken.  Well guess what it’s officially fixed (which is why you’re seeing this post) so yeahhh I’m doing a giveaway to celebrate how freakin’ many of you there are now.Here are the deetz:
Items:
A flower crown customized from my etsy shop
A drawing done by yours truly
A mix CD made by yours truly
A necklace of your very favorite book
A note from me where I’ll probably babble about all kinds of uninteresting stuff
I’ll probably throw in some cool stuff from the dollar store too idk
Specs:
Since this is a celebration of my followers, I’d like for you to be following me
Reblogs count as an entry so reblog as many times as you’d like
I won’t announce the winner on my blog but I will message the winner on September 1, 2014 around noon my time (EST).
If I don’t hear back from the winner within 24 hours, I’ll pick a new winner and so on
I’m using an online random generator to pick the winner
I haven’t quite figured out shipping shenanigans but no worries I’ll work it out somehow (promise!)
Any other questions just let me know.  I realize the prizes aren’t super spectacular or anything but hopefully they’re very personal things you all will enjoy a lot and be excited about.
Thank you all so much for following and I can hardly believe there are already over 1k of you! 

calmdownmorrissey:

Alright y’all this is it: ~*~*~THE BIG $URPRISE~*~*~ I’ve been putting off for ages since my scanner’s been broken.  Well guess what it’s officially fixed (which is why you’re seeing this post) so yeahhh I’m doing a giveaway to celebrate how freakin’ many of you there are now.
Here are the deetz:

Items:

  • A flower crown customized from my etsy shop
  • A drawing done by yours truly
  • A mix CD made by yours truly
  • A necklace of your very favorite book
  • A note from me where I’ll probably babble about all kinds of uninteresting stuff
  • I’ll probably throw in some cool stuff from the dollar store too idk

Specs:

  • Since this is a celebration of my followers, I’d like for you to be following me
  • Reblogs count as an entry so reblog as many times as you’d like
  • I won’t announce the winner on my blog but I will message the winner on September 1, 2014 around noon my time (EST).
  • If I don’t hear back from the winner within 24 hours, I’ll pick a new winner and so on
  • I’m using an online random generator to pick the winner
  • I haven’t quite figured out shipping shenanigans but no worries I’ll work it out somehow (promise!)

Any other questions just let me know.  I realize the prizes aren’t super spectacular or anything but hopefully they’re very personal things you all will enjoy a lot and be excited about.

Thank you all so much for following and I can hardly believe there are already over 1k of you! 

tattooed-disappointment:

So i got a new record player and instead of throwing it out I’m giving it away

What you get
My Old record player.. obviously
you’ll also get some vinyl that i’ve acquired 2 copy’s of over the years
The records are:
The weight that you buried- Knuckle Puck
We don’t have each other- Aaron West and The Roaring Twenties
Home, like no place is there- The Hotelier
American Football 2 disk reissue- American Football
Sports- Modern Baseball
You’re gonna miss it all- Modern Baseball
Youth- Citizen
Letters home- Defeater
Take this to your grave- Fall Out Boy
Forgettable (signed by the band)- Sorority Noise
Dulce- Heart to Heart
Heart to Heart- 
Heart to Heart
The Greatest Generation- The Wonder Years
The Upsides- The Wonder Years
Suburbia I’ve Given You All and Now I’m Nothing- The Wonder Years

Rules
You must be following me at the time of the drawing unfollow after whatever
reblog as many times as you like
likes also count
winner will be chosen Aug 31st