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THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH


This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry


THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH

This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry

downtown-bambi:

fucking favorite things about autumn:

  1. the name. say that shit. “autumn” fuck
  2. inhaling cold october air damn that shits fresh
  3. boys start to wear their beanies!!!1!  hell yeh
  4. pumpkins everywhere damn
  5. cuddlng wit bae on the couch and watchin horror movie marathons
  6. muthafuckn HALLOWEEN?!??
  7. sweaters, boots, scarves
  8. leaves turn all kinds of colors damn nature i see u
  9. sun is shining like hella bright but you can still see your breath in tha air 
  10. bonfires 
  11. fireplace ayyyyye

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

Reblog if you DISLIKE Justin Bieber

hieis-uncle:

pokemonpornblogger:

awesomeisred:

fuzzykitty01:

paranormal-rebel:

randomfatechidna:

comeonbruh:

shanzadi:

holy shit, the notes….

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This has more notes than the ‘Make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged pic on tumblr’

1 million more than the last time this crossed my dash.

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11mio. o.O just wow

I’m glad that my gif is still there

ellierratic:

Bless you, Pixar, for taking time to give us bloopers.

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

tomathin:

when you accidentally bump into the president

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boozeandboatshoes:

automatically:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

This speaks to me
lonelyhe4rt:

lonelyhe4rt's two year giveaway (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
i have just noticed that i have had this blog for a little over 2 years. in celebration of that, i have decided to do a giveaway for my lovely followers. 
things you will recieve:
blue instax mini 8 camera
25$ amazon giftcard
rules:
*must be following me (lonelyhe4rt) and codi (non-existinguniverse)
*reblog this post (likes dont count)
*you may reblog this as many times as you want
*the winner will be chosen on July 24th (exactly a month from now)
if you have any questions please contact me @ lonelyhe4rt.tumblr.com :)
good luck 

lonelyhe4rt:

lonelyhe4rt's two year giveaway (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

i have just noticed that i have had this blog for a little over 2 years. in celebration of that, i have decided to do a giveaway for my lovely followers. 

things you will recieve:

blue instax mini 8 camera

25$ amazon giftcard

rules:

*must be following me (lonelyhe4rt) and codi (non-existinguniverse)

*reblog this post (likes dont count)

*you may reblog this as many times as you want

*the winner will be chosen on July 24th (exactly a month from now)

if you have any questions please contact me @ lonelyhe4rt.tumblr.com :)

good luck 

lonelyhe4rt:

lonelyhe4rt's two year giveaway (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
i have just noticed that i have had this blog for a little over 2 years. in celebration of that, i have decided to do a giveaway for my lovely followers. 
things you will recieve:
blue instax mini 8 camera
25$ amazon giftcard
rules:
*must be following me (lonelyhe4rt) and codi (non-existinguniverse)
*reblog this post (likes dont count)
*you may reblog this as many times as you want
*the winner will be chosen on July 24th (exactly a month from now)
if you have any questions please contact me @ lonelyhe4rt.tumblr.com :)
good luck 

lonelyhe4rt:

lonelyhe4rt's two year giveaway (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

i have just noticed that i have had this blog for a little over 2 years. in celebration of that, i have decided to do a giveaway for my lovely followers. 

things you will recieve:

blue instax mini 8 camera

25$ amazon giftcard

rules:

*must be following me (lonelyhe4rt) and codi (non-existinguniverse)

*reblog this post (likes dont count)

*you may reblog this as many times as you want

*the winner will be chosen on July 24th (exactly a month from now)

if you have any questions please contact me @ lonelyhe4rt.tumblr.com :)

good luck 

calmdownmorrissey:

Alright y’all this is it: ~*~*~THE BIG $URPRISE~*~*~ I’ve been putting off for ages since my scanner’s been broken.  Well guess what it’s officially fixed (which is why you’re seeing this post) so yeahhh I’m doing a giveaway to celebrate how freakin’ many of you there are now.Here are the deetz:
Items:
A flower crown customized from my etsy shop
A drawing done by yours truly
A mix CD made by yours truly
A necklace of your very favorite book
A note from me where I’ll probably babble about all kinds of uninteresting stuff
I’ll probably throw in some cool stuff from the dollar store too idk
Specs:
Since this is a celebration of my followers, I’d like for you to be following me
Reblogs count as an entry so reblog as many times as you’d like
I won’t announce the winner on my blog but I will message the winner on September 1, 2014 around noon my time (EST).
If I don’t hear back from the winner within 24 hours, I’ll pick a new winner and so on
I’m using an online random generator to pick the winner
I haven’t quite figured out shipping shenanigans but no worries I’ll work it out somehow (promise!)
Any other questions just let me know.  I realize the prizes aren’t super spectacular or anything but hopefully they’re very personal things you all will enjoy a lot and be excited about.
Thank you all so much for following and I can hardly believe there are already over 1k of you! 

calmdownmorrissey:

Alright y’all this is it: ~*~*~THE BIG $URPRISE~*~*~ I’ve been putting off for ages since my scanner’s been broken.  Well guess what it’s officially fixed (which is why you’re seeing this post) so yeahhh I’m doing a giveaway to celebrate how freakin’ many of you there are now.
Here are the deetz:

Items:

  • A flower crown customized from my etsy shop
  • A drawing done by yours truly
  • A mix CD made by yours truly
  • A necklace of your very favorite book
  • A note from me where I’ll probably babble about all kinds of uninteresting stuff
  • I’ll probably throw in some cool stuff from the dollar store too idk

Specs:

  • Since this is a celebration of my followers, I’d like for you to be following me
  • Reblogs count as an entry so reblog as many times as you’d like
  • I won’t announce the winner on my blog but I will message the winner on September 1, 2014 around noon my time (EST).
  • If I don’t hear back from the winner within 24 hours, I’ll pick a new winner and so on
  • I’m using an online random generator to pick the winner
  • I haven’t quite figured out shipping shenanigans but no worries I’ll work it out somehow (promise!)

Any other questions just let me know.  I realize the prizes aren’t super spectacular or anything but hopefully they’re very personal things you all will enjoy a lot and be excited about.

Thank you all so much for following and I can hardly believe there are already over 1k of you! 

1. Because a woman brought into this world will inevitably be given pepper spray “just in case.”

2. Because by sixteen, a young girl knows how to avoid being sexually assaulted, while a boy of the same age does not fear sexual assault in the slightest.

3. Because a girl who mocks men is a bitch, and a boy who mocks women is joking.

4. Because a girl who has sex is a slut, and a boy who has sex is a man.

5. Because in a murder, the killer is at fault, but the blame of rape is often put on the victim.

6. Because we teach girls how not to get raped instead of teaching anyone simply not to rape.

7. Because a woman should put more clothes on if her outfit makes a man uncomfortable, because his self control is her responsibility.

8. Because feminists just need to chill out.

9. Because a 22 year old sex-obsessed virgin can murder 7 people, and the problem is that someone should’ve just slept with him.

10. Because not all men are predators, but yes, all women are prey.

(via onefitmodel)

charredasperity:

methoticalmemento:

my favorites of this meme

What is this website prepping us for?

snapchatting:

there is so much grass in the world. there are probably 46, maybe even 47. nature is beautiful